It
was funny, especially the sardonic "something borrowed, something
blue." All seriousness aside though... I wish kennilingus was something
more akin to this description:
"A self-referential discourse on the nature of reflexive self-deconstruction in which a series of radical dialogues on the evolution of consciousness evolves to the point at which integralism itself reflects back in on its own post-postmodern metanarrative and boldly deconstructs itself as an emerging Weltanschauung..."
I guess that job is left to the likes of us and other non-kennilingual integralists. And yeah, that too smacks a bit of the same kind of hubris. But we're not that obnoxious or self-fellating, are we? Perhaps we need a marketing update: IPS: The most significant and evolutionary critique of kennilingus catapulting us into the Clear White Void Where Prohibited.*
* See packaging for restrictions and side effects, which may include but are not limited to the following: delusions of grandeur, hyper-marketing mania and in-bubble groupthink. Consult your doctor to ensure it is safe for you to engage in metasexual activity. If your state of satori lasts more than 4 hours please seek professional paraspiritual attention.
"A self-referential discourse on the nature of reflexive self-deconstruction in which a series of radical dialogues on the evolution of consciousness evolves to the point at which integralism itself reflects back in on its own post-postmodern metanarrative and boldly deconstructs itself as an emerging Weltanschauung..."
I guess that job is left to the likes of us and other non-kennilingual integralists. And yeah, that too smacks a bit of the same kind of hubris. But we're not that obnoxious or self-fellating, are we? Perhaps we need a marketing update: IPS: The most significant and evolutionary critique of kennilingus catapulting us into the Clear White Void Where Prohibited.*
* See packaging for restrictions and side effects, which may include but are not limited to the following: delusions of grandeur, hyper-marketing mania and in-bubble groupthink. Consult your doctor to ensure it is safe for you to engage in metasexual activity. If your state of satori lasts more than 4 hours please seek professional paraspiritual attention.
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