Onion parody not far off.
"WASHINGTON—After spending the better part of Monday afternoon watching
live television coverage of the demonstrations in the hotly contested
Gaza Strip, Donald Trump declared himself 'absolutely fascinated' by the
Israeli cultural tradition of slaughtering protestors. 'It’s very
beautiful, such a beautiful custom,' said Trump of the cherished Israeli
pastime of mowing down unarmed Palestinians with rifle fire. 'They’ve
been doing this for years, but this is the first time I got a chance to
watch the whole ritual. It’s really something, very powerful. Other
countries use just tear gas, but here, they outright murder people for
throwing glass bottles. I can really see something like this catching on
in the United States.' Trump added he was 'particularly moved' by the
portion of the festivities that celebrated a 13-year-old Palestinian boy
becoming a dead man."
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